Three crew members. One self destruct button. This is psychological warfare, and we need bodies. Lots of b--- Oh! Hi! I didn't see you there. Come on in!
Welcome to A.P.E.: the Agency of Planetary Exchange. We are looking for individuals -- or groups of friends -- to help deliver rare and valuable artifacts across the galaxy. We received your application. The job is simple! That red button in front of you? Do not press it. Everyone will die. Easy, right?
Just one tiny question before we bring you aboard. Has the intense claustrophobia and crushing loneliness of space ever compelled you to do anything... crazy? Have you ever experienced... SPACE MADNESS?